Flavortext<em>Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do,</em> don't <em>eat the delicious cards.</em>
OracletextFat Ass gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. <em>(Food is in your mouth and you're chewing, licking, sucking, or swallowing it.)</em>
